just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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