just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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