what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I seem to have left my pride at pride
where am i from again
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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