he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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