I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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