"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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