Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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