He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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