me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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