This girl is more easily done than said...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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