Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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