she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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