11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I wanna bring you to show and tell
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Randomize