But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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