Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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