69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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