after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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