So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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