It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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