i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
it was like his penis was on wheels.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
do herpes really smell.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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