i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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