ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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