did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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