Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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