So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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