'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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