Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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