Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
