He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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