I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
The ass gains better be worth it
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