never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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