Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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