I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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