Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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