she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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