Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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