i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Randomize
