fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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