Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Randomize
