i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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