We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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