Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize
