And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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