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can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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