Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
