im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
