Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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