so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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