You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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