This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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