Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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