It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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