Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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