Just mADE A PArabola og urine
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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