Whod you bang
ya dads aren't the best wingmen
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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