these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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